I’ve started posting some of the pictures from this season in Alaska. They are over there to the right, in the page labeled Alaska 2013. Please take a look!
By Clay Collins
It happened again.
Is it a t-shirt?
Or someone’s undies?
Or a gaggle of tampons?
Maybe a bunch of condoms from some one that had more fun than me?
Could be any or all
That has gotten me today
To get in the shit tank and say
“What the fuck!”
With great dismay.
Now I have to go in the shit tank
And get it all out.
Unclog all the crap that’s in the pump
So the rest if the boat can take a dump.
And the only good part is
That after I’m done
I can go find the captain and shake his hand
And pat ten people on the back with a smile and say
What a good job they are doing today
And all this before I sanitize myself in any way.
Because sharing is caring
And I’m a caring fool
Maybe life in the black water tank isn’t so bad after all!
I’ve entered the “Focus on Nature” photo contest, will you vote for me?
I tried to pick three that I thought wouldn’t be seen over and over again, so hopefully it works out! The voting period for the People’s Choice Awards is August 13, 2013 and 11:59 p.m. PT on September 5, 2013.
Thanks for your support!